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About Me
- EMF CRACKSHOT
- I am quite frankly one of the most intelligent people in my bedroom. The only ones smarter are the alien who lives behind my poster and the lamp. I am also quite insane, hence talking to lamps and posters. I am also a firm believer that the tv program Stargate is based on fact and that episode ideas come from SGC mission reports. This is just one of many conspirecy theories i know to be true. The others include the fake moon landing, the government is installing microchips in peoples heads to keep track of their thoughts, the american military are developing chemical weapons that turn people into bread and barack obama is actually an alien intent on world domination. I love to party and it is only on a rare occasion that i don't drink(im sipping jack right now). Oh yes, i am coming close to being an alchoholic. My religion is Jedi but i have been known to dabble with norse and egyptian gods who are very cool. When adressing me you should refer to me as KING, i am after all king of that most glorius nation of miketopia. As soon as i get some more credit on my phone i am fully intending to declare war on the united states of kerrang.
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